an apology
...oh you didn't hear about the sugar ban?...right, because I haven't written in a while...
well...the doctor told me about a week ago that I was overweight, a fact I could find out in the mirrior instead of paying a co-pay...anywho, and that since I'm very veeeery close to being a diabetic, suggested that I stay away from sugar in unnatural forms (I swear, his words)...
...first no processed foods (cookies, donuts...the girls at the Krispy Kreme weep as I type this line...candy bars and regular sodas)
...then no white bread or white rice (no more chinese buffets...what's a chinese buffet without white rice?...and no sushi...or pizza ...the dominos guys have joined the Krispy Kreme girls-I think they might riot)
so for two weeks I have been a sugar banning, chain smoking, terror banchee bitch from hell...
it got so bad that Jinge jumped me with a snickers bar just so we could have a civil conversation...just to tease me about the donut ban...
*shakes head*
after finals week is over and my sugar level normalize...I will write more often...
promise.
with low fat sugar free yogurt on top.
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